Thursday, February 19, 2009

Thoughts on women who are openly bisexual in stupid ways

Dear Mr. Nerd,
I've had to much tequila, pass me the vodka.
While flicking through the channels late on a Saturday night in March, I stumbled upon an inhumane insult to gay people as well as straight ones. How can a woman so openly question her sexuality and leave it up to a handful of fame-hungry men and unstable women. Mr. Nerd, I am so lost that I too need your help. Please give me a peice of what she is thinking.

Sincerely, Cut me off, I've had a few too many tequila.

Dear Cut me,
I say, the more bisexual women we have, the better, no? I mean, we get to watch them have sex with other hot chicks, and then they have sex with us too. It's a win-win situation.

- The Nerd

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