A Sample Question

Many have wondered what an actual post would look like on Ask the Nerd, so here is a sample:

Dear Mr. Nerd,
I was showering on a Sunday morning (i.e. 1 PM) while listening to my favorite gangsta wrapper CD when I heard my neighbor mowing his lawn. Why do people always mow their lawns at such hours? Why can't they mow their lawns while I'm not around? I was so pissed that I was gonna go over and tell that [censored] myself to shut up. So I got out of the shower, slipped, and hit my head. Then I had to be taken to the emergency room. Anyways, my question is: how can I stop my neighbor from mowing his lawn on Sundays?

Sincerely, Amy Nesia

Dear Amy,
it seems to me that you have a classic case of Sunday mow [chuckles]! In all seriousness, your neighbor has every right to do this in America (I presume that is where you live), but perhaps a serious one-on-one talk with this man could get him to stop. If all fails, you can submit a petition to your local governor/mayor/potentate begging him to stop this kind of action. Perhaps if you can find other people as bothered by this as you are to sign a petition, you'll be good to go! Haha! Good luck & toodles!

Sincerely, the Nerd.